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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.

His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.

In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.

A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.

Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!” 

YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”

Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”

They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”

Rain 5158 $DEGEN

we're first and inches and the goal line 🤩

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when Matcha finally creates limit orders on Base, they should call them "yes2Crypto orders". At least for a limited time. 😄