host of /degen and /houseofdegen | curator for /wakegallery | husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

Me desperately struggling to understand cos I’m in 420 clouds.
Please could someone explain like you’re talking to a stoner

You know those posts that are like:

"YOOOOO! Rank FIVE! 3000000 dijons to give awaaaaaaay! The first fifty rubes to dance for me and pump my engagement stats get a share of the money that isn't miiiiiiiine!!!!! LOVE MEEEEEE! LFGGG 🎉"

Fuck those posts in particular.

husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

I will dance for you, no payment needed. I am a terrible dancer though so I'll probably owe you money afterwards